Will and Julie Biesinger Family

I thought of a positive reason to have Will gone.

I know that doesn't sound nice, but wait...

When telemarketers call:

TM: May I speak to William Biesinger? (TOTALLY slaughters the last name!)

me: No, he's not here, may I take a message? (why am I so nice to annoying telemarketer type people?)

TM: No, no message. Is there a better time that I could reach him?

me: Well, he's in AFGHANISTAN right now, and he won't be back until NEXT YEAR.

That ususally shuts them up.

What am I going to do when I can't make people feel sorry for me anymore?